Cole Porter's NYMPH ERRANT revived off-off-Broadway with new book! Yeah, I'm not interested, either. Does anyone else get Clybourne Park and Claybourne Elder confused? KAZEE FOR YOU! (TONY #1) Will Steve Kazee really beat out beloved local fave Danny Burstein? Will Jeremy come from behind to take it? BORLE ME OVER (TONY #2) Christian's getting it for his clever performance, right? I mean, Garfield isn't going to steal it from a real theatre boy who fucked his -- excuse me, worked his way up, and laid his ... excuse me, paid his dues. Plus Christian's really good in PATS. AUDRA PLEADS THE FIFTH! (TONY #3) Audra joins the hallowed ranks of Lansbury and Harris. And will she thank Steve Sondheim in her speech, the way Julie Andrews thanked Jack Warner in her Mary Poppins speech (because he didn't cast her in Fair Lady)? OR - will long-overdue Kelli O'Hara upset the applecart because Audra does, after all, have 4 of these things. John Kander's new, 34 year old writing partner - any scoop? Is this a case of "and all that jizz"? Speaking of all that jizz, straight edition, what's Adam Guettel up to? Lily Rabe! is she showing those Gummer girls how a movie star's daughter should really do it? Plus - COCO!!!! Okay, now it's out of our system. How did this absolutely craptastic musical become a DL meme? SHERRY! DONNYBROOK! PORTOFINO! BUTTRIO SQUARE! Your flight is now loading at Gate 3 ...

They may be gorgeous. They may be fun, interesting, or intriguing. But these are the ones you have to watch out for, whether it be love, friendship, business, or having them serve you a burger: 1. Redheads 2. Short men 3. Skinny white guys who are chubby chasers 4. East Indians 5. Tiny women 6. Straight male choreographers and/or ballet dancers 7. White guys with Rasta hair 8. Women who do not know the difference between day makeup and evening makeup 9. Fat children 10. The OP (Beat you to it.)

I couldn't find the new thread, so I posted this. If the search function has made me look like an ass, I apologize (it wouldn't be the first time).

I know there was a blind item a while back which referenced the series. Who are they? Jim Parsons and Kunal Nayyar, right?

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Weak, weak, weak. And the whitest season ever. I love me some soul and a big black girl voice. Nothing this year. Hard to believe.

American Idol Top 24 (spoiler)

Are they expecting QEII to kick soon? He's done the weather and DJ spots within the last month.

These are troublesome vehicles, yes? My middle brother bought a used one earlier this week and I didn't want to call him an idiot-who's-just-asking-for-car-trouble in front of his wife. Have the English ever built a reliable car? Why are they so inept in the automotive arts?

I try to confine it to once a year around the holidays. Yet yesterday both the soup mix and sour cream were on sale. I told myself I could use the sour cream for tacos, paprikash etc. but it was a lie. I got home and mixed the two together. I refused to allow myself potato chips so today I had it on toast for breakfast. I am sitting here craving more. Damn you Lipton's.

In his autobiography, Arthur Laurents makes it sound like every guy in Hollywood was after him, from Farley Granger to Orry-Kelly. He even claims Cary Grant (!!!) threw pebbles one night at his window pane. I don't get it. He was kind of goodlooking in a very ethnic way (this is the handsomest photo of him I could find), but he makes it sound like men fainted from his beauty when he walked by, and that's just not believable.

Did Arthur Laurents really get as much ass as he claimed?

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic By Jen Harper; May 24, 2012 2:55 PM ET Dr. Oz is fighting the battle of the bulge. A spread in the April edition of Good Housekeeping featuring Dr. Oz left a lot of folks questioning the, uh, noticeable protrusion in the good doctor's pants. And his wife was one of those inquiring minds. "What do you think of all the attention your moose knuckle is getting?" "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen asks Dr. Oz during the Bravo talk show Tuesday (May 22) night. In the photo in question (see the full pic below), Dr. Oz is seen smelling a delicious-looking bowl of pasta -- and it must have been really good pasta. "My wife called me up saying 'What is going on? Don't you pay attention?'" he says. "I'm holding a bowl of pasta -- it's very exciting for me to do that." That man loves his pasta.

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic

"Nights on Broadway"

RIP Robin

I can't think of any.

Wasn't he getting regular work on the telenovelas?

William Levy foreclosure

I wanted to vote for President Obama one more time but since he refuses to stop the drone warfare, I really don't think I will. A vote for gay marriage is no big deal. Killing hundreds of innocent people while in the comfort of an air conditioned office...there's something very wrong with that. I don't like this bully nation.

Well darlings, we have maxed out the other Madonna threads. 1,800 posts altogether. Can there be more to say, on matters MDNA? Flop on! xo

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Screencaps are now out: #1

Channing Tatum's naked ass in 'The Vow'

Anyone else a fan of the new BBC series. If so, SPOILER QUESTION INSIDE

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What's the fucking point? Why do you need a strap going up your ass?

The Matt Bomer thread continues with its usual melee of bad English, name-calling, conspiracy theories, and occasional discussions about the career of actor Matt Bomer. On the previous thread, we found out Matt will have to lose 25 pounds for "The Normal Heart"! Will Matt ruin his looks? Is it a good idea for his first big movie role to be a gay man who dies of AIDS? Why can't he play Ned instead? Why is Ryan Murphy being allowed to make this anyway? Were Joel Schumacher and Adam Shankman unavailable? Carry on...

Anyone else have a fascination with it and/or climbing in general? It's one of my oldest dreams to at least see Mount Everest once in my life.

A new book claims that the infamous Zodiac killer is still alive and living in Northern California. "The Zodiac Killer Cover Up" was written by a former California Highway Patrol officer, Lyndon Lafferty, and adds another theory to the much-discussed serial killer case in Northern California. The Zodiac killer is blamed for at least five slayings in 1968 and 1969. There was never an arrest in the case. Three killings occurred in Vallejo. Teenagers David Farraday and Betty Lou Jensen were shot to death in December 1968. Darlene Ferrin, 22, was shot and killed seven months later at Blue Rock Springs Golf Club. Her companion, Michael Mageau, 19, survived. In "The Zodiac Killer Cover Up," Lafferty claims the killer is now a 91-year-old man living in Solano County. The book uses aliases and does not identify the alleged killer by name. Lafferty claims he and other lawmen investigated the suspect in the early 1970s but were stymied by "power brokers" in Solano County. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the book has stirred new debate among those who have followed the famous killings. The San Francisco police formally closed the case in 2004. The Zodiac killer got his name by taunting newspapers and the police with letters and puzzles. "The police shall never catch me, because I have been too clever for them," he wrote in a letter sent to the San Francisco Chronicle. "I enjoy needling the blue pigs," he wrote. Detectives thought they might have had a break two years ago, when a partial DNA profile was taken from envelopes containing the letters. The genetic evidence seemed to clear the only suspect ever named by police -- Arthur Leigh Allen of Vallejo. Allen, who was never charged, died of a heart attack in 1992.

New Book Claims Zodiac Killer Alive, Living in California

Enough with caling Obama a failure.

THIS is what change looks like

"Further discussions of Louis' ass and the wardrobe Harry and he call home."

Rachael Maddow was just talking about this, and she's got a very good point. I always thought that Darth Cheney was the evil one, but I'm not a Conservative so WTF do I know?

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Old thread was inexplicably closed, so here's the new thread!

Revenge of the Guys Presenting Their Holes

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” “I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.” “Nothing is more important than an unread library.” “Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.” “Contemporary art hates you.” “I respect everything I make fun of.”