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Mad Men be damned. I don't know if it's just me or what. Took a job at an ad agency six months ago--copywriter--after having worked in communications elsewhere. Anyway, the atmosphere here is so tense. So toxic. So stressful. Clients who say one thing one minute, then change their minds the next, and act as if you should be psychic. I always feel on the brink of losing my job because I'm not a mind-reader. I feel stressed and nervous all the time. Is this normal? I'm not used to working with clients -- I used to work at a small college and our "clients" were basically alumni.

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My blood just boils when I see these two brats on the red carpet doing anything. The way their parents dote on them turns my stomach.

I know he had all those kids and all...but that show was so fey.

I think EVERYONE''s gay.

Make the RHONJ look like graduates of Miss Porter''s.

"Mob Wives" on VH1

Teresa "Bitsy" Giudice

So who has made it without a giant cock to lead the way?\ \ Who has the tiniest peenie?\ \ Hmmmm?

You get sick, and they emergency services have to be called so that they can bulldoze your house to free you from your bedroom. If this isn't a motivator to losing weight, I don't know what is. "A teenager weighing 63st was taken to hospital yesterday with the help of builders, scaffolders and members of all three emergency services. Georgia Davis, 19, needed urgent medical care but it took around 30 people almost eight hours to get her into an ambulance. The road outside her home was closed off as two walls of the house were demolished to move her from her first-floor bedroom."

For the Morbidly Obese DLers

Chef cooks and serves own genitals to guests at dinner party. It all started with a tweet: "[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for $100,000 …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location." The chef divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

How many of you like eating cock?

"God is working" (but not hard enough...) MARY!!!!

OMG! This preacher is gayer than Gay Gayerson on a date with Liberace on Christmas morning....!!!

It looks like it's going to be refreshingly different.

The pilot for "Awake" Is here.

Richard

[bold]Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves.[/bold] Original thread at link

The Official "Revenge" Discussion Thread II

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Elton John...sick

I'll be happy to help them pack their bags.

They Need to Go Away

And I fear that he will. It will truly be the end of the Democrats. Of all workers rights for if the unions are killed imagine how bad it will be for non union workers. It will be the end of rights for gays, women and any help for the poor. For if Walker wins that message will be sent to all Republicans across the nation. They won and they won it all. Don't think for a second what's happening in WI on June 5th will not hurt you. It will hurt you about as bad as you can be hurt and hurt those for generations to come.

Rachel Maddow on what will happen if Walker wins the recall in Wisconsin.

Cole Porter's NYMPH ERRANT revived off-off-Broadway with new book! Yeah, I'm not interested, either. Does anyone else get Clybourne Park and Claybourne Elder confused? KAZEE FOR YOU! (TONY #1) Will Steve Kazee really beat out beloved local fave Danny Burstein? Will Jeremy come from behind to take it? BORLE ME OVER (TONY #2) Christian's getting it for his clever performance, right? I mean, Garfield isn't going to steal it from a real theatre boy who fucked his -- excuse me, worked his way up, and laid his ... excuse me, paid his dues. Plus Christian's really good in PATS. AUDRA PLEADS THE FIFTH! (TONY #3) Audra joins the hallowed ranks of Lansbury and Harris. And will she thank Steve Sondheim in her speech, the way Julie Andrews thanked Jack Warner in her Mary Poppins speech (because he didn't cast her in Fair Lady)? OR - will long-overdue Kelli O'Hara upset the applecart because Audra does, after all, have 4 of these things. John Kander's new, 34 year old writing partner - any scoop? Is this a case of "and all that jizz"? Speaking of all that jizz, straight edition, what's Adam Guettel up to? Lily Rabe! is she showing those Gummer girls how a movie star's daughter should really do it? Plus - COCO!!!! Okay, now it's out of our system. How did this absolutely craptastic musical become a DL meme? SHERRY! DONNYBROOK! PORTOFINO! BUTTRIO SQUARE! Your flight is now loading at Gate 3 ...

They may be gorgeous. They may be fun, interesting, or intriguing. But these are the ones you have to watch out for, whether it be love, friendship, business, or having them serve you a burger: 1. Redheads 2. Short men 3. Skinny white guys who are chubby chasers 4. East Indians 5. Tiny women 6. Straight male choreographers and/or ballet dancers 7. White guys with Rasta hair 8. Women who do not know the difference between day makeup and evening makeup 9. Fat children 10. The OP (Beat you to it.)

I couldn't find the new thread, so I posted this. If the search function has made me look like an ass, I apologize (it wouldn't be the first time).

I know there was a blind item a while back which referenced the series. Who are they? Jim Parsons and Kunal Nayyar, right?

Penny

Weak, weak, weak. And the whitest season ever. I love me some soul and a big black girl voice. Nothing this year. Hard to believe.

American Idol Top 24 (spoiler)

Are they expecting QEII to kick soon? He's done the weather and DJ spots within the last month.

These are troublesome vehicles, yes? My middle brother bought a used one earlier this week and I didn't want to call him an idiot-who's-just-asking-for-car-trouble in front of his wife. Have the English ever built a reliable car? Why are they so inept in the automotive arts?

I try to confine it to once a year around the holidays. Yet yesterday both the soup mix and sour cream were on sale. I told myself I could use the sour cream for tacos, paprikash etc. but it was a lie. I got home and mixed the two together. I refused to allow myself potato chips so today I had it on toast for breakfast. I am sitting here craving more. Damn you Lipton's.

In his autobiography, Arthur Laurents makes it sound like every guy in Hollywood was after him, from Farley Granger to Orry-Kelly. He even claims Cary Grant (!!!) threw pebbles one night at his window pane. I don't get it. He was kind of goodlooking in a very ethnic way (this is the handsomest photo of him I could find), but he makes it sound like men fainted from his beauty when he walked by, and that's just not believable.

Did Arthur Laurents really get as much ass as he claimed?

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic By Jen Harper; May 24, 2012 2:55 PM ET Dr. Oz is fighting the battle of the bulge. A spread in the April edition of Good Housekeeping featuring Dr. Oz left a lot of folks questioning the, uh, noticeable protrusion in the good doctor's pants. And his wife was one of those inquiring minds. "What do you think of all the attention your moose knuckle is getting?" "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen asks Dr. Oz during the Bravo talk show Tuesday (May 22) night. In the photo in question (see the full pic below), Dr. Oz is seen smelling a delicious-looking bowl of pasta -- and it must have been really good pasta. "My wife called me up saying 'What is going on? Don't you pay attention?'" he says. "I'm holding a bowl of pasta -- it's very exciting for me to do that." That man loves his pasta.

Dr. Oz admits to erection in Good Housekeeping pic

"Nights on Broadway"

RIP Robin

I can't think of any.

Wasn't he getting regular work on the telenovelas?

William Levy foreclosure

I wanted to vote for President Obama one more time but since he refuses to stop the drone warfare, I really don't think I will. A vote for gay marriage is no big deal. Killing hundreds of innocent people while in the comfort of an air conditioned office...there's something very wrong with that. I don't like this bully nation.

Well darlings, we have maxed out the other Madonna threads. 1,800 posts altogether. Can there be more to say, on matters MDNA? Flop on! xo

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Screencaps are now out: #1

Channing Tatum's naked ass in 'The Vow'

Anyone else a fan of the new BBC series. If so, SPOILER QUESTION INSIDE

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What's the fucking point? Why do you need a strap going up your ass?

The Matt Bomer thread continues with its usual melee of bad English, name-calling, conspiracy theories, and occasional discussions about the career of actor Matt Bomer. On the previous thread, we found out Matt will have to lose 25 pounds for "The Normal Heart"! Will Matt ruin his looks? Is it a good idea for his first big movie role to be a gay man who dies of AIDS? Why can't he play Ned instead? Why is Ryan Murphy being allowed to make this anyway? Were Joel Schumacher and Adam Shankman unavailable? Carry on...

Anyone else have a fascination with it and/or climbing in general? It's one of my oldest dreams to at least see Mount Everest once in my life.