Yikes. That is not aging; that's bad plastic surgery. My 80 year old mother has better legs.
Sick of porn, and want to re-visit my mispent youth with some good erotic fiction. Are there any good erotic writers out there now, or has porn just made everyone lazy? And, no, I'm not interested in anything written by a woman and 'slash' fiction.
How does one go about it? I am lots of fun, 6'2" 225, and really need a wild break. I live in Arizona and will fly out to cook, clean, and generally do anything to get out of this shit hole for at least three weeks. Any suggestions?
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I wish they could have done a good job on it. Disappointing movie.
...opposite LiLo's Liz Taylor.
Just watched it for the first time. Loved the cycling-obsessed son trying to turn himself into an Italian. Didn't know that a smoking hot Hart Bochner and PJ Soles were in it ...
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Short films created by Baz Luhrmann, with Elsa having an 'impossible conversation' with Miuccia Prada. Judy seems to still be channeling Judy Garland. I wonder, is this what Judy Garland would have looked like at 57?
Someone has invited me, but I'm not a comic gay. Will there be stuff for me to do there?
Lifetime has found the Richard Burton to Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor: Grant Bowler. According to Deadline, the New Zealander has been cast in Liz & Dick — and just in time, since the made-for-TV movie is supposed to start filming any day now. Bowler's perhaps best known for his role on True Blood, where he plays the V-addicted werewolf, Cooter, but he also starred in Atlas Shrugged and appeared on Lost (as Gault, the captain of the freighter) and Ugly Betty (as Connor, Wilhelmina's onetime love). Liz & Dick: maybe actually really happening!
Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Movie Finds Its Richard Burton
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What's this diva shit behavior from her family? Looks like they are taking a page out of the Jackson family book.
Whitney's sister tried to have Ray-J evicted from the Billboard music awards
I was in Iraq in 2007. Over a 3-month period, we saw some of the bloodiest fighting since the invasion, losing more than ten men and killing hundreds of insurgents. A reporter for a very well-known men’s lifestyle magazine visited us to learn about our experiences. About halfway through his escort, an officer from the military media centre tells him that he is not allowed to speak to us anymore. He has to use stories taken from a non-combat unit earlier that day. It turned out that the officer was appalled at the jovial nature of our recollections; the story in which a vehicle commander sawed two men in half with a mounted machinegun because they were on their phones “dicking” us made him balk in particular. This is one of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops. It’s a shameless PR exercise.
One of countless ways the military carefully shapes the public opinion of the troops
And he's winning!
Did Camille Grammer leave on her own terms -- or was she pushed out? "I've had so much fun with the franchise, but I guess the producers and I couldn't come to an agreement."
Camille Grammer didn't want to leave 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'
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U.S. Seaman's Romantic Reunion With His Boyfriend After Six-Month Deployment On USS Carl Vinson
Jesus, so many of those auditioning dancers were fugly.
The Rialto has never been hotter! BLONDES is a much-needed hit for Encores, people are rushing to see all the Tony nominees - it's almost like a real season! Broadway, alive and vital! Shocker! Lorna Luft out of North Shore "Dolly," replaced by Jackie Piro Donovan - does the cast at North Shore know what a major bullet they've dodged? Central Park "Into the Woods" still missing its Baker? Raul's available come Sunday ... will he be flippin' and floppin' in the park this summer? Transfer talk already of "Gentlemen Prefer Blands," - excuse me, Blondes - when could Hilty even do it? Her only free time to rehearse is now till July. Idina and Kristin - bestest buddies in reality? All those nasty rumors untrue? If GCB goes down this week, will Idina send Kristin her a big black wreath? Tony, Tony - Jeremy Jordan? Or Danny Burstein? Jan Maxwell, Audra, or overdue Kelli? Judy Kaye, Da'Vine Joy, or Jessie Mueller? And - NEWSIES or ONCE? Peter and the Starfucker - Chin up, Christian! You're probably going to win! Stockard Channing vs Linda Lavin! Would anyone want to go to rounds with either of them? May the best bitch win! (I wonder who Christian Hoff is rooting for?) Does the LA Follies suddenly work with Vicki Clark? Was that the missing ingredient? An actual frump playing a frumpy ex-showgirl? Leap of Streep! Obviously the hot ticket for the summer - but for all the wrong reasons? Anya - Vodka! Vodka! Elaine Stritch's favorite flop musical. We're off to the races. Place your bets here, kids.
I just watched "Locked Up" on Netflix and subsequently, on another sight, "Eingelocht," the porno version of "Locked Up" and found Marcel Schlutt very compelling. He seems to be a very sexual, free spirit but looks like his life may be wearing him down a bit.
"...and a small grrreen salad with no dressing." Is there any part in any movie ever as much fun as the Princess Dragomiroff?
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